90+ Best Marvin The Martian Quotes about Consequences and Feelings

Marvin is a fictional character from the “Looney Tunes” series of animated. Marvin was created by animator Chuck Jones in 1948. We have the best collection of Marvin The Martian quotes.

This character’s humor comes from his misunderstanding of human customs that are clearly explained to him throughout the show. Below are some of the best quotes by Marvin The Martian.

1. “Oh, drat these computers. They’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
2. “Oh, how dandy.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
3. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don’t find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
4. “You have sealed your fate! I’m going to project you forward into time where you will be a useful but harmless slave to me.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
5. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!” – Marvin The Martian
6. “Being disintegrated makes me very angry! Very angry indeed!” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
7. “You’re on Mars, isn’t that lovely?” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
8. “I do so enjoy observing the flora and fauna of that tiny planet.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
9. “Well, back to the old electronic brain.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
10. “Nevertheless, no Earth creature is going to contaminate my atmosphere.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
11. “K-9, prepare the Illudium Q-38 dimension disintegrator.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
12. “I’m not angry. Just terribly, terribly hurt.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
13. “If you inquire me for the directions, I will tell them to you.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.  
14. “Brace yourself for immediate disintegration.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
15. “Oh, dear. Now I suppose I will have to use force.” – Marvin The Martian

Hilarious Marvin The Martian Quotes

Here we share some of the best quotes from Marvin the Martian, the iconic Warner Bros. character; they will make you smile by letting you reminisce about your favorite cartoons without a doubt. 

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16. “ I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
17. “Very curious… Very interesting.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
18. “Oh dear, I got the silly thing in reverse. He’s turned into a Neanderthal rabbit.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
19. “Flux to blow Mars into subatomic space dust make me very angry.” ‒ Marvin The Martian, ‘Marvin The Martian In The Third Dimension’.
20. “Oh, I’m going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
21.  “I’m just about to solve the Earth’s fuel problem. I’m going to blow it up!” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
22. “That creature has stolen the space modulator.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
23. “Oh, Mutiny makes me so angry!” ‒ Marvin The Martian, ‘The Hasty Hare’.
24. “Go to that mischievous corner!” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
25. “Please, sir. Do not interrupt my chain of thought. I’m a busy Martian.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
26. “Isn’t that a nice assignment? Hmm.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
27. “You make me very angry, very angry.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
28. “He looks so tranquil and peaceful.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
29. “Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
30. “I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn’t that lovely?” ‒ Marvin The Martian.

Short Marvin the Martian Quotes

Life is not always so kind and smooth when it comes to providing people with the things they desire. There are many things that can get in the way, but there’s no time like the present. 

We hope these quotes motivated you to pursue your goals in life and taught you a thing or two about going after what we want!

31. “Oh, goody!” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
32. “Oh my God, what a terrible night for me! I am never going to blend carrot juice and radish juice again.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
33. “In case you do not like the Facebook postings of mine, then do not look. The page is mine and the Internet bill is paid by me only.” – Marvin The Martian
34. “Oh, goodie! My Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
35. “That wasn’t a bit nice!” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
36. “Oh dear, now I shall suppose I have to use force.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
37. “I require some more sleep coffee.” – Marvin The Martian
38. “Gossamer is quite nervous about barbers!”
39. “A mission? I’m all for a-tingle!” – Marvin The Martian 
40. “Something helps to inform me that it was better for me to stand in bed.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.
41. “Don’t worry folks! After all it’s only a cartoon.” ‒ Marvin The Martian.  
42. “Eat and drink to your fullest and be Martian!” – Marvin The Martian
43. “You cannot call me a skirt, jack-ass.” – Marvin The Martian
44. “However, there is no creature from the earth who will be polluting my environment.” – Marvin The Martian
45. “The government despises any kind of competition.” – Marvin The Martian

Marvin The Martian Quotes about Consequences and Feelings

Life won’t always provide us with what we desire, but we can get more without realizing it. That is why, even though Bugs Bunny constantly tried to thwart Marvin the Mran’s plans of destroying Earth – he never gave up. Instead, he proved that if you have a goal, you must work hard to achieve it, even if you fail several times.

46. “Earthlings have no sense of direction!” – Marvin The Martian
47. “Guide me to the person who leads you.” – Marvin The Martian
48. “The sun has not risen yet. No wonder I am feeling so sleepy.” – Marvin The Martian
49. “On top of the moon only for you!” – Marvin The Martian
50. “At last, I have been able to achieve my dreams.” – Marvin The Martian
51. “I will surely head back to my beloved planet, the Earth.” – Marvin The Martian
52. “How simply I have been capable of capturing one more creature of the earth.” – Marvin The Martian
53. “Earthling, do you feel fortunate?” – Marvin The Martian
54. “Be ready for dying, funny earthling!” – Marvin The Martian
55. “I am getting frustrated with my classes for anger management.” – Marvin The Martian
56. “You have made me extremely annoyed!” – Marvin The Martian
57. “For what reason has he become so deadly?” – Marvin The Martian
58. “I am about to blow up the earth because it is obstructing my view of Venus.” – Marvin The Martian
59. “No, I have got the ability to speak as many as 3 languages in a fluent manner. Those happen to be English, Martian, and Sarcasm.” – Marvin The Martian
60. “You will not like me to be angry, and therefore, do not make me annoyed by any means.” – Marvin The Martian

Quotes That’ll Make You Want to Watch the Marvin the Martian Cartoons Again

61. “In case I had the idea that this was going to be demolished by the Earthlings themselves, I would not have purchased my modulator anyway!” – Marvin The Martian
62. “I have the desire to believe.” – Marvin The Martian
63. “Never steal, never lie, never sell drugs, never cheat.” – Marvin The Martian
64. “Don’t worry folks! After all it’s only a cartoon.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
65. “Oh dear, at present it is imperative for me to make more Martians!” ‒ Marvin The Martian
66. “Keep away from the planet Earthlings of mine!” ‒ Marvin The Martian
67. “Let us not make any more mutiny.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
68. “We must capture a live Earth creature, K-9, and take it back with us to Mars.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
69. “I do not find any proof of intelligence on Earth.” ‒ Marvin The Martian
70. “Although I am going to capture the world, it is imperative for me to have coffee at first.” – Marvin The Martian
71. “Going back to an unfashionable and unwanted board, huh!”
72. “I right now watched Wile E. Coyote speaking with Marvin the Martian while holding the Flux Capacitor. This is not good by any means.”
73. “Eh doctor, please excuse me once again but what is your idea regarding the crack about the Earth getting destroyed.”
74. “You know whenever you watch something ahead of you that appears to be incredible, you have the propensity of touching it to verify whether it is real or not. I am in the habit of doing the same thing while talking to foolish people.”
75. “No one, except we two lovely and unfathomable souls against this foul world. So, at what time should we attack?”

Funny and Iconic Marvin the Martian Quotes from Looney Tunes

76. “You have come from which planet?”
77. “Oh my God, he has been converted into a Neanderthal bunny!”
78. “Hello, where the hell am I? it does not matter where I am at present, I have no preference for it and am going to leave the place for good.”
79. “Earthling do you feel fortunate?”
80. “Yikes! What the hell was that?”
81. “Potato salad! Oh, goodie goodie!”
82. “No one except us two lovely and unfathomable souls against this foul world. So, at what time should we attack?”
83. “Excuse me doctor, but can I rent a U-drive-’em flying saucer from you? I will surely head back to my beloved planet, the Earth.”
84. “Oh dear, I got the silly thing in reverse. He’s turned into a Neanderthal rabbit.”
85. “Oh, there is no doubt about the fact that you have become extremely annoyed.”
86. “Does the earth obstruct your view of the Venus? It is a shame.”
87. “But the earth is going to be demolished within several seconds only.”
88. “It will be possible for you to get my P36 explosive space modulator after drying it from my fingers which are cold and dead.”
89. “I am about to become your valentine.”
90. “This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.”

Best Marvin The Martian Sayings

91. “You’re destroying my entire fleet!”
92. “Oh my God, now it is time for me to make more Martians.”
93. “I become very very angry at being disintegrated.”
94. “Halt, and be fricasseed.”
95. “Well, ask a stupid query.”
96. “Isn’t it fantastic?”
97. “I did not come here to play by your rules.”
98. “Some people remind me of old TV sets. You have to hit them a few time until they get the picture.
99. I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn’t that lovely?
100. “You have come from which planet?”

Final Thoughts

Let these quotes to bring back memories of your childhood. Make the most of this time while reading them, and allow yourself to be distracted from whatever calamities have plagued you during the day so that you can simply enjoy leisure time in this moment of peace and quiet! 

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