Top 60+ Ted Lasso Quotes

Ted Lasso is well known for his heartwarming and laugh-out-loud comedy. Ted is a one-man quote machine, inspirational messages, quips, delivering one-liners, and yes, dad jokes. His words are so inspirational and motivating. So we have collected some of his unique, funny as well as inspirational ted lasso quotes. Keep scrolling down and find the best ted lasso quote and share it with your friends.

• “Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.”

• “As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.”

• “I do love a locker room. It smells like potential.”

• “I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.”

• “If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.”

• “You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory.”

• “If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.”

• “I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you’re just one in 11.”

• “I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”

• “It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.”

• “If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.”

• “Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.”

• “Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.”

• “I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that’s being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.”

• “There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze.”

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Funniest Ted Lasso Quotes

• “If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.”

• “I’ve never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it’s all part of growing up.”

• “Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!”

• “It’s kind of like back in the ’80s when ‘bad’ meant ‘good.’ “

• “Hey, hey, hey! If we see each other in our dreams. Let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know each other.”

• “When it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece.”

• “I always thought that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. It’s horrible. No, thank you.”

• “Even Woody and Buzz got under each other’s plastic.”

• “You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t want to hear it.”

• “Don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.”

• “I think that’s what it’s all about. Embracing change.”

• “Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus.”

• “All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.”

Best Ted Lasso Quotes

• “You gonna give me the cold shoulder and the silent treatment. That’s a combo. Does it come with a medium drink?”

• “I believe in hope. I believe in Believe.”

• “Seems like a smurf with an attitude would be a lot of fun to watch.”

• “You tore your butt. That’s nothing to be ashamed of.”

• “Knock-a-doodle-doo!”

• “Early drinkin’ means quick drunken.”

• “I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside.”

• “How many countries are in this country.”

• “Be curious. Not judgmental.”

• “Coach Beard: “Why you windin’ him up?”

• “Coach, I got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

• “If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.”

• “I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.”

• “You could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football.”

Ted Lasso Quotes That Will Change Your Life

• “I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.”

• “As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.”

• “You know what the happiest animal on earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory.”

• “That Rebecca is an intimidating and very tall woman.”

• “A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile to me.”

• “I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you’re just one in 11.”

• “This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able take my eyes off of it either.”

• “If the Lasso way is wrong, it’s hard to imagine being right.”

• “Call me old one more time.”

• “Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my counter.”

• “I’m sort of famous for being almost famous.”

• “Little tip for y’all. Fries are called chips. Chips are called crisps. And bangers aren’t great songs, but they do make you feel like dancing because they’re so darn tasty.”

• “It’s kind of like back in the 80s when ‘bad’ meant ‘good.”

• “Football is life!”

• “I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”

• “You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t want to hear it.”