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76 best quotes and sayings by David Rose From “Schitt’s Creek”
David Rose, the character from Schitt’s Creek, is pansexual and a style icon. The number of quotable quotes this character has blessed planet Earth with can’t possibly be quantified. We have collected the best 76 of them.
- “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”
- “That is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard.”
- “I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an Avril Lavigne lyric here.”
- “It’s my birthday.”
- “Funky is a neon T-shirt you buy at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case. This is luxury.”
- “It’s just one long string of really bad luck, and I don’t know what kind of carnage I inflicted in my past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor or something.”
- “You look like the downfall of society.”
- “There’s a collection of undershirts hang-drying outside of my room. Is there any way they could be removed? Or is there like, a Texas Chainsaw movie being filmed out there that I’m not aware of?”
- “Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist.”
- “I am suffering romantically right now.”
- “The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you…a lot.”
- “I saw a lot of my body, and I didn’t like it.”
- “That’s a real quick no.”
- “Mmm. Eat glass!”
- “I am a delightful half-half situation.”
- “I would hardly call myself an expert on this subject, and by subject, I mean genuine human emotion, so I am just going to tell you what I know.”
- “Would we call that pretentious, or timeless?”
- “I’m very uninterested in that opinion.”
- “I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row.”
- “No, I will not accept that.”
- “I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I’m used to. It is my comfort zone.”
- “I thought I was shame eating in private.”
- “I don’t love the way you phrased that.”
- “I want people to know I am not a joke.”
- “One pizza? What is this? Les Mis?”
- “OK, well, movies aren’t always right, all right? You’ll learn that later in life.”
- “I haven’t bedazzled anything since I was 22.”
- “Ok, this is passive harassment.”
- “Come in, come in. Make yourself at home. There’s nothing in the fridge, and I marked the booze, so I’ll know if you touch it!”
- “Hi, David. It’s Patrick.”
- “You smell very flammable right now.”
- “Would we not agree that all words are weapons?”
- “You just watch a season of Girls and do the opposite of what they do.”
- “I thought I was being mature, but in actuality, it was just a classic case of self-sabotage.”
- “It smells like pennies and burps.”
- “What kind of sociopath abandons her family in some vomit-soaked dump to galavant around the world with her dumb, shipping-heir, loser boyfriend she’s known for three months?”
- “Join the club.”
- “I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.”
- “Would half a muffin help?”
- “I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.”
- “This was just a big waste of time and frown lines.”
- “This is a lot of information to process on a Tuesday morning.”
- “I am good. Thanks, though.”
- “Fall of a bridge, please.”
- “Wow, that’s bleak. But thank you…for planning that.”
- “You lost me at fun group games.”
- “I never saw myself living with someone.”
- “Every inch of that statement made me sick.”
- “Yeah, I just feel like the whole session was rushed. Like, there was no backlighting or emotional direction.”
- “You are gonna laugh yourself right out of the closet on this one.”
- “OK, I’m sorry I’m not a condom.”
- “I like the wine, and not the label.”
- “We are literally connected by a door that does not lock. How much more connected do you want to be?”
- “I am not in a place right now to be emotionally available.”
- “I don’t want this job.”
- “As stupid as this is, now I am invested.”
- “Poor thing is a hot mess.”
- “I ran out of eye creams.”
- “I love making connections.”
- “Shame on you for attempting that position at 8 o’ clock in the morning.”
- “OK. There is only so much that I can do in a day.”
- “Wow, believe it or not, that’s one of the warmest welcomes I have received so far.”
- “We have way too much work to do today for me to feel attacked by way of an imbalanced social dynamic.”
- “I’m sorry, but I know what looks correct. And this situation looks incorrect!”
- “She sort of fades into the background after a while. You know, like a smoke alarm.”
- “I have asked you thrice now for a towel so I may wash this town off my body.”
- “I am gonna need a stiff drink to get through this.”
- “Don’t be a little B!”
- “It’s a general store, but it’s also a very specific store.”
- “I’m not going to the botanical gardens by myself. What, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some pervert?”
- “We can talk about this anytime you’d like. Preferably not before 10 a.m., because I’m not really a morning person.”
- “I’ve been burned so many times. I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.”
- “Let’s not ruin a meal by talking about the process.”
- “This is a teachable moment for all of us.”
- “I am remorseful over an action I participated in.”
- “Your body, your problem.”
