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Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages & Greetings for Friends



Get ready to wish your friends some funny birthday wishes to make their day special and memorable! Everybody has a wish to have a good laugh on their big day and this laugh can become as huge as your friend will read a special funny birthday message sent by you.

You can make the whole wish even extra special with the hilarious card which can lift the whole spirit and will make them feel how much you care for them. Some of the people choose to have a greeting that is filled with humor and yet makes them laugh out loud.

Avoid sharing greetings that are sentimental or emotional. Especially for the older age group of people sharing some funny or lively messages on their birthday will make them feel young and energetic. Old age people always want someone to wish them on their birthday so don’t miss this opportunity.

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If your friend has just turned 40 then choosing some funny birthday wishes for them is the best way to tease them. You can make them feel realized that now they have grown old in a humorous way. If it’s your best friend’s birthday, then make sure to send them non-stop messages throughout the whole day in a humorous tone.

Pick colorful cards for the birthday wishes to add an extra special touch! For the kids, you can look for the cards which are printed with their favorite cartoon character on them. This will bring a smile to their face for sure.

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You can download the greetings from different sites or can even create your own as well. Creating your funny birthday wishes will be extra special for the other person. So without wasting any time start collecting funny and humorous birthday wishes for your friend right now!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

  • We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

  • Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!

  • It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

  • Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!

  • To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

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  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!

  • Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!

  • I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

  • Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

  • I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!

  • Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

  • One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.

  • You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!

  • The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.

  • Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.

  • Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday oldie!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

  • Your love is the spark of my life, the thrill of my fantasy; your touch starts the fire in me. Be mine forever. Happy Birthday!

  • What do you get when you mix hotness and beauty and combine them both with a sexy personality – YOU. Happy birthday.

  • I searched online and went to all the shops, old and new. But I could not find anything that was as pretty as you. Happy birthday, girl.

  • Happy birthday to my love, my best friend, my agony aunt, my complaint hotline, my emergency contact and my soul mate.

  • I am in fear because it’s your birthday! Is it mandatory to bring a birthday gift for you? LOL! I am just joking, Happy birthday to you dear! I wish it will be your coolest birthday!

  • Hey birthday girl, it’s your birthday! So, it’s your duty to make a treat for me, as I am wishing all the best things for you. Let’s hurry for the treat. Listen, I love you!

  • You know how much I worried about your birthday cake! The chocolate cake is huge in size and it can make you fatter. Lol! Happy birthday my dear. Let’s Cheer!

  • It’s your birthday! So, make sure you are going to properly utilize the day with a lot of monkey business! Let’s have a crazy party. Happy birthday to you my Princess!

  • Your birthday is making you sexier with every passing year. Happy birthday, hottie.

  • Have I told you that you become more kissable on certain days of the year? Today is one of them. Happy birthday.

  • I don’t want anything from you, except for you to want me. Happy birthday.

  • I think your birthday is the perfect moment for me to stop saying I like you, and start saying I love you.

  • Beautiful, sexy, pretty and hot. Happy birthday to the girlfriend who I love a lot.

  • The wishes you make as you blow out the candles on your cake, will all come true because that’s what I wished for too. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Younger Sister

  • Happy Birthday to not only the sassiest but the coolest, and craziest most adorable little sister in the world!

  • Even though you will always be a little monkey to me, you have grown up, happy birthday Lil sister

  • You have indeed given me nerves of steel, Happy Birthday little sister.

  • Happy Birthday little sister, I may have always been the smart one, but you have always been a great sidekick.

  • No one has quite a little sister like you. You are not only crazy but funny at the same time. Happy Birthday.

  • Happy Birthday to the most competitive person I came across in my life. I don’t know though, why could you never accept my win against you…..

  • Happy Birthday, dear one. I love you and will love you until the very end. To be clear, this doesn’t mean that you are any better than me. Love you.

  • Happy Birthday little Sis. No matter how much you’ve grown or matured, you will always be the silly Lil sister to me.

  • Happy Birthday, Sis, but that doesn’t mean that you don’t have to do the chores….

  • Happy Birthday, dear younger sister. When will you ever grow mature?

  • I look at people growing apart as they grow up. Then I always feel fortunate to come home to a lethally annoying sibling, you. Happy Birthday, kiddo.

  • Let’s not forget all those holidays spent together, …and all the lazy days we’ve had in each other’s company. Happy Birthday, I can’t wait for what’s ahead of us!

  • Although we’re usually laughing at each other, I’ll always be laughing beside you. Take a deep breath and keep slaying! Happy Birthday, Sis.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

  • I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday Brooo…

  • Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May virus of fun enter to your life? Happy Fun and humor on Birthday. This hilarious Birthday wishes is only for you.

  • I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!

  • Don’t worry, brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!

  • For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won’t be long now, brother! Happy birthday!

  • Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best brother anyone could ever ask for! Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

  • Wife, at least you’re not as old as you will be this time next year. Have a great day!

  • Happy birthday to my sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today…..I’ve always known that you’re very old!

  • To my wife, I brought you some anti ageing cream but then I realised, it’s too late for that. Have a great birthday.

  • Dear wife, you should start counting your blessings, me and your wrinkles. Happy birthday.

  • I would give you a hot kiss for every year you have been alive, but I wouldn’t want to burn you! Happy birthday to you.

  • Happy birthday to my angel or my devil, I’m not sure which you are.

  • Wife, if you think that ageing is a funny thing just wait until you look at the mirror.

  • Seven billion people on this earth and I got stuck with you. Have a very happy birthday.

  • Some people have a beautiful wife, some people have an intelligent wife, others have a stylish wife……and I have you. Happy birthday, dear.

  • The saying goes that all you need is love, so I guess I don’t have to buy you any presents this year! Happy birthday to my wife.

  • The easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it just once. Happy birthday to you darling wife.

  • You think that you are special because it is your birthday…….but you are special every day to me. Happy birthday to my wife.

  • You’re the only woman I would ever want to be trapped on an island with, have a wonderful birthday.

  • You look so good for your age, but I’m sure that is because you have a husband like me! Happy birthday.

  • You are the reason I breathe, so please stay with me! Have a very happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday to my beautiful wife, I love you more than chips……and that is a lot!

  • Today is the one day of the year that I am grateful for my mother in law. Have a very happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday to the boss! May you have the day off from nagging me.

  • Happy birthday, wife! You are now thought of as a classic model!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

  • Not only on your birthday, you, my love, deserve the best of everything. You already have me, now, you can indulge in some good cake and great wine. Happy birthday.

  • Here’s wishing the birthday “boy”, plenty of love and tons of joy. I’m amazed to see that even at this age, you prefer nothing else over gadget toys!

  • You’re not 30; you’re 10 with 20 years of experience. Happy birthday, my husband!

  • It’s your 40th birthday! Was I loud enough? Hey… “It’s your 40th birthday!”

  • I know honey, there’s nothing wrong with your ears, I still wonder why you can’t hear me when I say, “We need to talk!”

  • You’re 19 around the neck, 44 around the waist, always around the refrigerator. Happy birthday, dear husband.

  • I love the way you stick to me… that’s how I want us to be-sticky because it’s easy to be together every minute of our time. Happy birthday.

  • I forgot to get you a fancy gift this birthday, though I have to do something sentimental. I have bought you a whole new red outfit that I want you to rock out with at work tomorrow. Happy birthday.

  • I think I am the luckiest child of God because he gave me ‘’Mr. Know it all’’. Happy birthday, darling!

  • I don’t know how to express my feeling for your sense of possession for me. I just wanted to say you are a crazy big boy. Happy birthday, love.

  • My father’s favorite business strategy has taught me a lot-If you can t beat them, join them. Now that I can’t beat the love you have for me, I will join and love you forever. Happy birthday!

  • When it comes to beer, you are a real go-getter. You go get a beer and go get a spot on the coach if you are sure beer will be available. Happy birthday.

  • We don’t need money or riches to stick together; we just need some good beer and football. Happy birthday.

  • Thanks to God for giving me someone who is ready to be annoyed for the rest of their life. I want to see you cry in bitterness every night and day till the death part as away. Happy birthday.

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