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Sarcastic Anti-Selfie Quotes For Instagram and Facebook 2022

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Honestly, I feel it right that “A selfie a day keeps your friend away.” I think it is fine if girls post their selfies on their social media accounts but when it comes to dudes, especially I see it as somewhat vain. If a guy posts his 1 or 2 selfies then it is ok but if a guy frequently takes and posts selfies of himself, it is simply inappropriate. If you have a friend who continuously posts his/her selfie then share these sarcastic anti-selfie quotes with them.

  • “Are you ok? I haven’t seen you post a selfie in the last five minutes.”
  • “Oh, you poor thing. I can tell by the hundred-plus Facebook selfies just how self-conscious you are about your looks.”
  • “Thank you so much for posting a selfie every single day! I really think I’d forget what you looked like if I wasn’t reminded every 24 hours!”
  • “I swear we won’t forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second.”
  • “Oh, thank God! Another daily selfie on Instagram! Thank you for showing us all how lonely and pathetic you are.”
  • “Yeah! Another selfie, I hope those likes give you the confidence you need to get through your day.”
  • “Something must be wrong, you haven’t posted a selfie in days. Feel better soon.”
  • “Hello modelling agency? Yeah, my selfie just got 24 likes. I think I’m ready to go pro.”
  • “Taking a selfie is a lot of hard work when you’re ugly.”
  • “It’s too bad your selfie stick isn’t long enough to capture how ridiculous you look using a selfie stick.”
  • “Your continuous stream of self-portraits on Facebook is in no way indicative of a desperate cry for attention.”
  • “Have you ever considered finding another hobby besides taking pictures of yourself?’
  • “When your profile consists of all selfies, perhaps you should get a life.”
  • “Happy National Selfie Day to someone whose face I’ve seen more than my own.”
  • “Scientists link selfies to narcissism, addiction, and mental illness.”
  • “So, you’re one of the girls who posts selfie on Facebook? For a second I thought you weren’t a pathetic attention seeker.”
  • “Scientists proved that people who takes 6 or more selfies in a day and upload them on the internet, they’ve got a serious mental disease.”
  • “I swear we won’t forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second.”
  • “3rd selfie in less than 24 hours? Are you that desperate today?”
  • “A daily selfie? Really? Did you forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago or are you just that desperate for attention?”
  • “The selfies you don’t post are what you really look like – ugly.”
  • “Dear attention self obsessed people, instead of posting every proud selfie, why not use your time and actually accomplish something in your life.”
  • “Seriously, another selfie? Oh wait, this time you look different than the other 100 selfies you posted. My bad.”
  • “Constantly taking selfies of yourself won’t make you prettier. It makes me want to gouge my eyes out.”
  • “For the love of God, please stop posting pictures of yourself. We get it, you weren’t loved as a kid and started for attention.”
  • “There she goes again, another selfie with the same exact facial expression, pose and head tilt, just a different top this time. Nice, I can’t wait for the next one.”
  • “A selfie a day keeps the friends away.”
  • “Real men don’t take selfies.”
  • “They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.”
  • “Seriously, enough with the selfies. Just stop. Please.”
  • “Talking selfie is a lot of hand work when you’re ugly.”
    “My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.”
  • “Your continuous stream of self-protraits on facebook is in no way indicative of a despperate cry for attention.”
  • “They call it a “selfie” because “narcissistie” is too hard to spell.”
  • “I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social.”
  • “I have more issues than vogue.”
  • “Getting older but my inner child is ageless.”
  • “One Life One word explore it.”
  • “Oh, thank God! Another daily selfie on Instagram! Thank you for showing us all how lonely and pathetic you are.”
  • “Seriously, enough with the selfies just stop. Please.”
  • “Saying sorry is important; but not doing the same damn thing again is more important.”
  • “That’s tasteless, inappropriate, and totally hilarious.”

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Sarcastic & Funny quotes when Unfriending Facebook Friends

  • “Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.”
  • “I thought I was awesomely creative, imaginative, and original. Then I found Pinterest.”
  • “Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into believing I have an actual social life.”
  • “Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don’t give a shit.”
  • “Want to freak out your neighbours? Name your wifi… “FBI Surveillance Van”
  • “I Googled “Who Gives a Shit?” My name wasn’t in the search results.”
  • “If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.”
  • “May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.”
  • “Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?”
  • “I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one liked it even though I refreshed it a few times.”
  • “I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I’ve stalked you on the internet.”
  • “It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook.”
  • “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
  • “Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.”
  • “I would delete you off my Facebook friends list, but then you wouldn’t be able to see all the fun things I do without you.”
  • “My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.”
  • “I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.”
  • “Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.”
  • “I only drink on two occasions. When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.”
  • “Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.”
  • “Hurry up and clean the house! We don’t want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!”
  • “Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
  • “They say you are what you eat, but it’s funny, because I don’t remember eating a f***ing legend.”
  • “Dear Lord, please let there be a zombie apocalypse so I can start shooting all these motherf***ers in the face.”
  • “Marriage basically consists of 3 f***ing rings: Engagement ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.”
  • “I judge people due to their taste in music.”
  • “You are entitled to have an opinion. I am just letting you know that it is stupid.”
  • “You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how f***ing stupid it is.”
  • “I want to like people, but they’re just so f***ing stupid.”
  • “I can’t wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom.”
  • “Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.”
  • “I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-stupid.”
  • “You make me wish I had more middle fingers.”
  • “You ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.”
  • “Keeping your job is the new raise.”
  • “The best thing about you and me is me.”
  • “No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.”
  • “Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.”
  • “You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality.”
  • “It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.”
  • “I admire your relentless drive to further your education and avoid real work.”
  • “Of course women don’t work as hard as men… They get it right the first time.”
  • “Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.”
  • “I would love to unfriend you on facebook with your fake inspirational quotes you post, but then you wouldn’t be able to see my updates on the awesome things I do.”
  • “Just giving you a friendly reminder that the ‘Unfirend’ button is just a click to the right if you don’t like what I post on my Facebook wall.”
  • “I didn’t unfriend you on Facebook by accident. I unfriended you because you annoy the crap out of me with your album of duck face poses.”
  • “Unfriend me from Facebook, that way I will not feel guilty on unfriend you.”
  • “Reading about your perfect little life on Facebook just makes me want to unfriend you.”
  • “I wish it was as easy to unfriend someone in real life like it is on Facebook.”
  • “Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? Because your statues are annoying and I freaking hate your face.”
  • “Oh, you do not like my political posts? Luckily for you, Facebook has an ‘unfriend’ button. You are welcome to use it at any time.”
  • “It’s my Facebook page and I will post what I want. If you don’t like my post then feel free to use the unfriend button.”
  • “If you don’t like what I post on my Facebook please use the ‘Unfriend’ option.”
  • “We used to be friends if you could just find your balls you would unfriend me on Facebook too.”
  • “Last time I checked, this was my Facebook page. If you don’t like what I have to say don’t let the unfriend button hit you in the ass on the way out!”
  • “Oh, you don’t like my Facebook updates? Well, you have three options – unfriend me, block my updates, or suck it up, bitch!”
  • “I’m not fluent in idiot, could you please speak more slowly?”
  • “I wish I spoke idiot so I could tell you off in your own language.”
  • “Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.”
  • “Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”
  • “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport and you an airplane.”
  • “I’ve found the key to happiness stay away from idiots.”
  • “If you try to design something that’s idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot.”
  • “Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point out?”
  • “I’m not avoiding you. I’m just 100% allergic to idiots like you.”
  • “Let’s agree to disagree because you’re too stupid to understand me.”
  • “Good news! The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to you.”
  • “When I said how stupid can you be? It wasn’t a challenge.”

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